STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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