Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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