guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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