Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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