Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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