She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
