halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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