32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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