My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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