I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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