Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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