He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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