Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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