living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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