apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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