She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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