I want to walk on stilts...naked
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
