shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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