Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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