There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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