Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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