Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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