I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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it's like heaven, but drunker
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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