she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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