Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He did a backflip because drugs
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