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So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just want to make out with him forever
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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