So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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