So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My balls are so social today.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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