I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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