You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
Randomize