i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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