Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
someone get that fucking seahorse.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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