i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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