So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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