maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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