Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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