Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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