i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
