okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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