before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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