You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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