Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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