she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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