that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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