It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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