An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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