It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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