Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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