i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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