I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
