Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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