can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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