I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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