Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?