She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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