You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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